It's Earth Day!
failbag: guys like to complain about how hard it is to get a girlfriend and how they’re always being put in the ‘friend-zone’ maybe if they actually TRIED building an attractive nest out of pebbles they would find a female to mate with before the harsh winter came, did they ever consider THAT
Mum: what is wrong with this radio, is the ariel not working?
Me: no it's called dubstep mum
krospe-lindermann: fun fact: tentacle hentai minus the rape is known as “consentacles.”